Thursday, October 30, 2008

Union Endorsements

The Professional Porch Sitters Union, Local 1339 endorses the following candidates:

John McCain for Senator of Arizona
Sarah Palin for Governor of Alaska
Joe the Plumber for Flash in the Pan
George Bush for Most Likely to Obscuriterization
Dick Cheney for Waterboarding Team Captain
Mitch McConnell for somebodys fishing buddy
Anne Northup for St. Matthews block-watch chairwoman


Barak Obama for President of the United States of America
Joe Biden for Vice President of the United States of America
John Yarmuth for Congress, 3rd Kentucky District

Feel free to print this out and take it with you to the polls on Tuesday.

1 comment:

culturalcalories said...

love it. let's keep our toes crossed that all your endorsements come out ahead